The Ridiculous Food of Upstate New York: The Internets is a Strange and Terrible Place.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Internets is a Strange and Terrible Place.

You ever check the "queries that land on your blog" thingymajigger on your statcounter? I posted about a humorous query that occurred some time ago (i.e. "deliciously hot food that makes your soul warm and doesn't give you the squirties"). Tonight I discovered a pair of somewhat more ominous searches.

Someone went on Bing and searched "cooking human boobs" and then, only seconds later, "frying human boobs" which resulted in the individual landing upon my archive from January of 2010. I would like to make a joke or something, but words kind of escape me...

Oh brave new world that has such people in it.

1 comment:

ashallannMarch 12, 2011 at 8:41 AM
I feel guilty for laughing at those search terms because it's really kind of scary.
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“A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into; the other functions and faculties may be more godlike, but in point of time they come afterwards. A man dies and is buried, and all his words and actions are forgotten, but the food he has eaten lives after him in the sound or rotten bones of his children. I think it could be plausibly argued that changes of diet are more important than changes of dynasty or even of religion....Yet it is curious how seldom the all-importance of food is recognized. You see statues everywhere to politicians, poets, bishops, but none to cooks or bacon-curers or market gardeners.”
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