Breakfast pizza, Aaaahhhhhh....
Take some freakin' dough, throw on some godblessed paper thin slices of jowl bacons, maybe a little Grafton cheddar, Aaaahhhh.....
Par cook that doughy mother in your hot freakin' oven!
Crack on a few good and fresh eggs, and throw that son of a gun back in the oven, Aaaaaaahhhhhhh....
Take it out, maybe the crust is a little browner than you want, so freaking what!?! It's still good you jerk! Slice that bad boy up.
See those runny-ass eggs? Delicious! Don't worry about salmonella you pantywaist, be a man!!!! Aaaahhhhhh.....
(Didn't have much time, thought writing this post in the manner of someone yelling might be interesting. Sorry.)
NEXT TIME POST IT ALL IN CAPS, DAMMIT. THAT FRICKEN BREAKFAST MADE ME WANNA OM NOM NOM THE HELL OUT OF MY MONITOR. AAAAAAAAAUUGH!!!
ReplyDeleteMmmm, baked eggy weggs.
ReplyDeleteThat looks freaking delicious...thinking of bacon fat melting into chewy dough with golden egg yolks running across the whole thing...oh yeah.
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