Blogger is telling me that this is my 300th post, hence the lame 300 reference in the title. I find it hard to believe that I have foisted so much banal drivel on the internet at large. What more fitting for my tri-centennial offering then a post about some abnormally large, strangely named, processed meat sticks that I found at a gas station?
"The Sasquatch Big Stick," care of Jack's Links, is of mighty proportions. Here is a picture demonstrating that the thing is nearly as long as my cat, just for perspective.
The Sasquatch Big Stick comes in two flavors, Mild (happy faced Sasquatch) and Original (mean, nasty faced Sasquatch. Bad, naughty Sasquatch.).
Now, I am sure you have been waiting this whole post for the obvious joke inherent in this product. Here it is- Checking the ingredients, and much to my disappointment, I found that the product is not, in fact, made with real Sasquatch. Ba-dum-pow, rimshot, hey-yooo! Anyways, most organic, free range, Sasquatch goes straight to restaurants these days.
In the spirit of my earlier 300 reference, here is me wielding the meat stick in the manner of a spatha, ready to smite my enemies.
After spending a fair amount of time writing hack jokes about this product, I got down to business and took a hearty bite.
If biting through a snappy synthetic casing into a mushy center of vaguely spicy/sour meat slime is your idea of a good time, then I encourage you to plunk down the two fitty' at your local Hess mart and go to town on one of these bad boys.
I am fully satisfied with this as a 300th post, I feel this post is thoroughly representative of my blog at large.
Best size comparison EVAR. Hungry? It's as big as a cat!
ReplyDeleteHaha, awesome way to commemorate the moment, Mr. Dave!
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