Holiday Contest! First Annual Win a Box From Mr. Dave.

I have become overwhelmed with holiday cheer. The gifts from my beloved friends and family have been rolling in. I never fail to be shocked by how generous and thoughtful people are. Also, I have been receiving many very nice emails from readers of this blog (not to mention the generous donations to the Bacon Fund by Jared and Gretchen, my patrons in the arts!). All of this has inspired me to start a contest. The prize will be a modest box of canned and dry goods. There is a growing pile of stuff that I have accumulated to review and post about (think meat, cheese, the usual suspects). Maybe I will throw in a special delicacy or two.

The contest: Make me laugh, laugh hard and laugh long. You must figure out how to do this. You have a week, that is plenty of time. I will then announce who was most successful in this quest, and should they be trusting enough to email me their shipping address, they will receive a box of whatever I choose post haste. Giblet will be my co-judge, if you manage to make her laugh via the internetz, you are a genius and will win extra points. Ask yourself, are you up to the challenge? Commence!