Sunday, November 15, 2009

BK Cupcake Milkshake



So my wife graciously went out to get me a fountain diet Coke from Burger King up the road (I am a horrible diet Coke addict). Knowing my penchant for strange fast food items she came home with the above pictured "Cupcake Milkshake," she knows me well. I could not find the cupcake shake on the official BK website, so perhaps it is a test item or in limited release. I don't know.

As you can see in the picture it has a whipped cream like substance on the top. Presumably, this is to imitate the frosting of a cupcake. Actually, the stuff tastes very much like cheap frosting. I liken it to the stuff you find on top of ice cream cakes. As for the shake, it was your standard over sweetened, artificial "cake batter" -esque flavored junk. This seems to be a very popular fad flavor in cheap iced cream lately, I don't really like it. I was not wowed by the shake, it is not good enough to offset the probably atrocious caloric weight. Of more interest to me than the shake was the following.



**Note** As usual this fast food review is laden with gutter mouth and potty humor, adults only (why do my fast food reviews always degenerate into vulgarity?)**Note**

Instead of a straw you get a extra thick "BK Pipe" from "Have It Your Way Technologies." This led to me making about 200 low brow, vulgar innuendos of the sort that I am sure you can imagine (you know smoking pipe, etc...). I told my wife that her mom is known to be able to suck a cupcake through a BK pipe in an ode to the classic "golf ball through a garden hose" line.

8 comments:

  1. We have this menu item over in Grand Rapids, Michigan as well. I think it's a seasonal/promotional/special item of some sort. It's got a very overwhelming flavor. Between that and an abysmal triple Whopper with double cheese and double bacon, I was nearly ill for several hours.

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  2. Wow. Disgusting. But I may have to try one.

    The horror.
    The horror.

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  3. Good pipe-loving gravy!

    I always wonder if places really know what they're doing, and if some of the younger folks and sniggering in the back when presenting ideas like these.

    Still, I'm a fan of anything where I can whip out a naughty joke.

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  4. The shake looks so pretty. And even though your description is basically "cheap/artificial/junk," I think it sounds yummy. But I like cakes made from mixes. The size might be overwhelming, though. Maybe a 4-6 oz. would do the trick.

    -Kerosena

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  5. i had to give it a try because i'm a big fan of the coldstone birthday remix. the first sip was ok, after i got used to fitting my mouth around the enormous straw that is. I could feel my teeth rotting as the shake, which was very watery, sloshed in my mouth. I only got 1/4 of it down my throat until i felt sick to my stomach. the taste is so artificial and filled with preservatives that i was glad i threw it out.

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