It looks like Mr. Dave will be the proud father of a lvl. 1 female human within the next fortnight, so I thought that the young lass needed to come into the world and immediately be indoctrinated into her fathers strange sense of humor. Via my wife's sister I was introduced to the Make A Onesie website and tonight I decided to craft the above garment. I did a little tinkering with the old "Push Button, Receive Bacon" graphic that has been floating around the internet. If you can't read it the onesie says, "Tickle Baby, Receive Bacon." This made me giggle for several minutes and I am now absolutely filled with glee to know that my creation is actually on its way to my house. It combines two of my favorite topics, bacon and poo humor.
cute. how did the bacon stilton dish go over at brunch?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Mr. Dave. Once long ago I was the proud father of a newborn baby girl. Today, I'm the proud father of a nineteen-year-old woman.
ReplyDeleteThere was no Make A Onesie website back then. But there were fabric paints; I made her first onesie myself - it was marked out like a meat cutter's chart with dotted line and primal cuts lettered out.
Have fun, Dad.
I guess it was inevitable that you attempt to wrap your child in bacon, and this is probably the most hygenic way.
ReplyDeleteSF Knitter- The Bacon/Stilton Toad in the Hole went over OK. People ate it, but as I expected, sitting in the fridge over night caused it to become very dense. I think it would have been much more enjoyable fresh out of the overn.
ReplyDeleteDave- Thanks for the good wishes.
I would have a baby just to get bacon
ReplyDeleteGlad it went pretty well. I might have to try it out sometime.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations in advance. Baby girls are awesome, I just had one myself. I will look to you for bacon baby food recipes in about six months time!
ReplyDeleteWow..! Thanks for sharing the website for onesies. I will certainly visit that.
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