Thursday, November 13, 2008
Bacon Spam? Oh, hell yes.
Ok, so am I the first one to notice this being sold? Spam! Made with real Hormel bacon! Bacon and Spam together in a can, it is almost like something I dreamed once. How is that flimsy can containing all of that porky flavor without bursting and spraying my walls with sweet, pink, meaty shrapnel? I don't even know what kind of magnificent creation I am going to craft out of this ambrosia but I am sure it is going to be thunderously bowel shaking. Maybe I will just wrap the entire can in bacon, deep fry it, lube it up, swallow it whole!!! However, I think that I am going to sleep on it tonight and hit you all with it tomorrow, PM. That is all for now. Mr. Dave out.
(Bacon. And Spam. In a can.....)